Appealing, only because they are just that un-appealing.

There are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses. It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets before all the stains, and a few more of your least. Favorite. Things.


And here is where he entertains that proposition:

Arrested on possession.

Or,

(now if this were you)

Think of what you wouldn't want to happen.

They ended up...well, making love isn't exactly what I'm looking for.


But.

You.

Get.

The.

Picture.

Oh, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy.~